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9 months ago

Willy's Wonderland

a review by ViolettSmith

I went into this thinking that it could not be that bad of a movie, and I was right and wrong at the same time. Nick Cage didn't say a single word the whole movie; the closest he got to one was when he was fighting and said "ah". All the other characters seemed unimportant, other than the girl and the animatronics. This movie is in no way scary. I was scared of the animatronic Sara; at least I think that's her name. The others looked too goofy to be scary. At points in the film, the screen seemed stretched, squished, or even wobbly. The plot is just the premise of Five Nights at Freddy's, which has just changed to be more unique. The rebel kids seem like any stereotypical group of people in a horror film. Smart kid, dumb kid, dumb but hot kid, rational kid, and the leader kid that is more daring to endanger themselves than anyone else. I call them kids because they are referred to as that in the film, but what I assume they were going for is that they are teens who do things for the sake of, why not just end this? Right, but to me, they are young adults who do things for the sake of, why not? Nick Cage beating up the animatronics is enjoyable to watch, and I think they outdid themselves by making those parts good. The sex sense that, for some reason, exists The gator was just kind of watching them; ya know, hit it on... Like the gator watched for a long time. A weird amount of time. Now at the end, Nick Cage gets his sweet ride, and the one girl is there and just gets in his car without exchanging words, like Nick Cage was going to say anything anyway, but it was just weird to me. She seems unphased, kind of, even though she watched and saw her friends get murdered by animatronics. She casually drinks Nick Cage's "Punch" soda, and that's it. The ending is just weird. I feel like they ended it with Tex and the mechanic guy dying just so everything related to the building gets knocked down, other than the girl, I guess. Weird ass movie. Like wow. Oh, did I even mention that it seemed like Nick Cage was weirdly attracted by a pinball machine in the kitchen? This movie was wack.