I'm beginning to think that nobody on this site has a sense of humor or a brain.
This movie is a parody of the rash of all too serious hitman and gangster movies of the nineties, specifically John Woo. You aren't supposed to take anything about this movie seriously. Everything about this movie is mocking the genre including editing, action scenes and continuity.
Think Pootie Tang meets the Naked Gun.
I guess you have to be GenX or before to get it.
Now get off my lawn.