An ill-raised androgynous brat meets a well-raised boring guy on a train. Hilarity ensues. No, wait, bad acting and boredom ensue. Not sure if it all ends up with the well-raised guy teaching the woman how to behave; following Lars von Trier's advice, I gave it a pass after fifteen minutes (seventeen, to be exact — my cat needed petting and thus got in the way of the remote).