Assassin 33: A.D. is anti-Muslim, creepily philo-Semitic, and once an atheist character shows up, the countdown begins until they find God. But most such movies don’t have what this one does: A Jesus who, for some reason, knows all about the movie The Passion of The Christ. While Assassin 33: A.D. doesn’t work as cinema or storytelling, it’s got all the unintentional laughs you could possibly want.
