What a terrible movie, I just gave up halfway through. It might have been OK with a decent script, a competent director, and not having a plank of wood in the lead role, but as that's something very different to what we actually got, we'll never know.
![movie backdrop](http://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w1280/ww7eC3BqSbFsyE5H5qMde8WkxJ2.jpg)