If Only, If Only
Once in his life, retired intelligence officer and respectable family man Nikolai Nikitin decided to go "left" ... What was his shock when in the girl he was offered in a brothel, he recognized ... his own granddaughter Varya, whom the pimps do not want to let go of their clutches. What to do? Run! Hiding from persecution, the heroes go straight from the brothel to Paris. If only I knew ... If only it were all!
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If Only, If Only
- Overview
- Cast
- Crew
- Recommendations
Status
Released
Release Date
May 12, 2011
Runtime
1h 30m
Genres
Comedy, Adventure
User Score
60%
Original Title
Если бы да кабы
Production Companies
Lean-M, Paradise Production Center
Director
Oleg Osipov
Budget
$6,000,000
Revenue
$3,000
Description
Once in his life, retired intelligence officer and respectable family man Nikolai Nikitin decided to go "left" ... What was his shock when in the girl he was offered in a brothel, he recognized ... his own granddaughter Varya, whom the pimps do not want to let go of their clutches. What to do? Run! Hiding from persecution, the heroes go straight from the brothel to Paris. If only I knew ... If only it were all!
Cast
Crew
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